The World’s Top 10 Best Bottle Holders
10 – “Whenever I drink my throat goes horse!” (£18.53)–(source)
Maybe one for a horse racing fan or indeed anyone who loves horses, is this comedy styled drinking horse wine bottle holder. While it might well only hold one bottle (as do all of this top 10, because if it holds any more than 1 it is officially a bottle rack not a holder) maybe it could hold that special bottle you have stored in case that horse comes in on the races!
9 – ”Now that’s magic!!!” (£25.70)–(source)
Who remembers Paul Daniels? No-one? ….anyway moving on…check out this amazing magic style bottle holder! It is sure to be a cool talking point at party’s and I bet you anything it will get people waving their hands over and under it trying to work out how it is done.
8 – “Fancy a stiff one?” (£8.99)–(source)
Not a lot I can say about this one and keep it SFW (Safe for work) at the same time! So if you like wine and…uummm….
7 – “Fancy a wine floater???” (£29.99)–(source)
This amazing wooden bottle holder spits in the face of gravity and cleverly manipulates its laws to keep it upright when in use. Modern looking and sure to get people talking about it makes this well worth the money.
6 – ”I want to ride my bicycle! bicycle! bicycle!” (£18.52)–(source)
For those of us that like to pop out to other people’s homes for dinner now and again there is this amazing bicycle bottle holder. Perfect for holding the bottle of port to take to your friend’s house or maybe use it to store a nice bottle of red just in case it ever stops raining here in the UK and you decide to go on a picnic! Picnic food and a bottle of wine for 2 while laying on a blanket in a hot summers day? YES PLEASE!
5 – Prefect for holding the Snake Bite! (£16.67)–(source)
This very realistic and quite frankly scary looking Rattle snake shaped bottle holder might be the perfect gift for snake fans. Or maybe just someone who drinks a lot of snakebite!
4 – “if you keep drinking that much it will be the death of you!” (£59.49)–(source)
With a high price to go with its high level of detail is this rather scary looking Grim Reaper bottle & glass holder. But for those of us that like a bit of the Gothic style in our lives this could well be gift of the year!
3 – Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of whatever you put in my mouth! (£24.12)–(source)
Pirates love only one thing more than plundering for treasure and that is drinking! Does anyone else find it funny that Disney has made the pirate cool and fun and real life pirate from back then and now days are anything but!
2 – One for all you wine monkeys! (£8.00)–(source)
Do you drink a lot of wine? Maybe just a few glasses everyday! Well I have bad news, you are officially a wine monkey! Yep! You love nothing more that opening that cheeky second bottle at party’s and if that sounds like you this could well be the prefect gift!
1 – “I am sailing, stormy waters,To be near you, to be free.” (£61.52)–(source)
Why is this number 1? Because boats go with wine like chalk goes with cheese. No-one truly understands the connection until you have hired a row-boat or been lucky enough to set sail in a yacht and after 5 mins into the journey started drinking the wine. To sit on the deck of a cruise ship with a bottle of wine watching the sunset go down (or up) is one of the best things to experience in life. So it is not so much about the bottle holder its self more about the idea it is trying to portray.