The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

A man called Kevin James once said “There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.” But I say there is! What about the world’s best pizza cutter in your own hand! It’s time to find out if the pizza cutter can be better than the act of eating the pizza it’s self! Without further ado I bring you…
Before I start this blog I want to say YES! I know there are much better looking pizza cutters/slicer out there, but what you see in this top 10 are all real! (many under the £20 mark) No one-offs, no concept designs just ones that you and me can buy right now any-time we like. (or have saved the money for)

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

10 – Not so much Pizza Cutters more Pizza Clippers! (£10.99)–(source)
The image above caused a right uproar when it first went viral back in 2002. The problem is people thought it was amazing and brought loads of them from a website that will forever be unnamed because what you see in the image was in fact just a blatant rip-off of the product in the link! And the worst part was the copy cost nearly 5x more than the original one did!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

9 – Worth forking out for?!? (£3.68)–(source)
When I eat Pizza I revert back to a caveman. Just me, my hands and my pizza. I grab it eat it and then bang my chest to show appreciation to the pizza guy. But If you are a little bit posh you might want to avoid any hand to mouth contact and use this rather posh Pizza fork! It doesn’t cost the earth so you can get some serviettes to go with it !

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

8 – How much Pizza would a Pizzachuck chuck, If a…etc,etc (£4.98)–(source)
ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE!? Put down that knife and step away from that puny looking pizza cutter because us real men cut their pizza with a chainsaw pizza cutter!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

7 – “To boldly go where no stuffed crust has gone before” (£18.74)–(source)
I will let you into a little tiny secret…I’m a nerd! I love all things Starwars, Star trek, fringe you name it! If it has so much as been inspired by something nerdy then I love it! And it will come to no surprise to tell you, I think this is EPIC!!!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

6 – Pizzrophenia! (£9.99)–(source)
Would you consider yourself a bit of a mod? Then why not combine two of Italy’s best exports Pizza and  Vespas in one great gadget! Not only does it look cool but it also stands on its own with the built-in kickstand!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

5 – A deep pan base?!? Things just got serious! (£10.44)–(source)
Have you slightly over cooked the pizza and the base has gone a little harder than you normally like? Then it might well be time to crack out this bad boy! And if ever there was a pizza cutter for the DIY nerd/Tim Allen type then this is it.

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

4 – Jaws: The Anchovies Revenge (£9.20)–(source)
A little bit more manliness needed here because you need to go all Roy Scheider style on this one and grab onto the Pizza Shark and roll it across your favourite pizza!  OK it is not all that dangerous but could be worth a laugh at party’s!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

3 – Pi for the Pie! (£60.33)–(source)
Here is one that many people don’t know: In America a piece of pizza is called a slice (as it is everywhere else) and a whole pizza is a ‘pizza pie’ Why am I telling you this? Because if you don’t know that you don’t get the “Pi” joke in the item above!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

2 – Say “Hello!” to Mr Kitch! (£3.69)–(source)
Since when is pizza cutting time play time?!? I have to admit that this did indeed bring a smile to my face. But then I started to wonder if kids would be attracted to it! Sure it has a great look about it and would brighten up any kitchen surface but would it be a magnet to the little ones? Well for just £3.69 I am willing to find out!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

1 - Edward Woodward would be happy to help. (£79.47)–(source)
This ladies and gruff men is the master of all pizza cutters. This is “The Equalizer” (Please tell me someone gets the opening line now!) and it is a multi-blade Rocking Knife.
Sure it is about 10 times more expensive than the others in this list, but if you want the best you have to pay that little bit more. Just place this destroyer of pizza on top of it and BOOM! Job done. (may require several minuets of rocking motion as the “rocking knife” part of the title suggest.

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

Having a rest after walking the dog?Just sat down having a sandwich?  Have you drunk too much and woke up on a park bench again? Maybe it is where you live! whatever the true reason for you being on a park bench just try to make sure it is one of these little beauties…

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

10 – Bench over troubled waters! (source)
This rather impressive bench inspired by the Brooklyn Bridge was found in the Brooklyn Heights area and is a true master class on how to make a bench.

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

9 – “Quick! Get some change!” (source)
What you see above is 100% real! Fabian Brunsing was sick to death of not having anywhere to sit while he ate his sandwich in his work hour so he invented this quite frankly scary looking coin operated park bench! Just place a coin in the slot and you get 30mins to sit down and relax. But take too long and you will know it!

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

8 – “Please feel free to take a seat….Mwahahahaahh!!!” (source)
Don’t worry, what you are looking at is real but it is just a piece of art by Cornelia Konrad and is her attempt to try to reconsider our own environment. And if I saw this I really would reconsider sitting on it!

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

7 – A park bench fit for a fail whale! (source)
The “Tweet Seat” might well look like a normal bench But when someone sits down it triggers a camera which takes a photograph of you sat on the seat and sends it to the @tweetingseat twitter feed! This is a park bench with a heavy dose of nerd added to it. But also kind of a interesting idea that is well worth looking up!

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

6 – Sit down, read a book while sat down on a book! (source)
The main city of Istanbul is promoting reading by placing these incredible book shaped park benches all over the city! And what a great idea it is. The more people who read the more that will appreciate a good book rather than some digital representation on a kindle.

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

5 – Sit down, relax because it is only art! (source)
This amazing piece of art is called “Spaghetti Bâle” by Pablo Reinoso and is supposed to represent human though waves when sat on a park bench. I will stick with the old saying “I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like” And I like this a lot!

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

4 – “Sit with me! No seriously I need you!!!” (source)
Located in a park in the city of Stockholm is this amazing co-operation inspired sea-saw bench. While it is kind of amazing I have to wonder what the odds are of two people weighing EXACTLY the same!?! Because if one is even slightly heavier or lighter than the other, someone will be eating their sandwich in the clouds!

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

3 –Day dreaming of a halfpipe (source)
Seen at a Skatepark just outside of London is this amazing park bench made from recycled skate boards. For me it was a great use of recycled materials and it also looks rather cool. But I would be worried about splinters going into my rear.

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

2 – “Where is he? I was supposed to meet some guy called Jaws!” (source)
Seen inside a popular Bangkok shopping mall is this incredible ”shark attack” bench! Need to get off your feet and relax after shopping all day! Maybe it is best you just keep on walking.

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

1 – “Sir? Can you please stop licking the bench.” (source)
Not only is this very cleaver advertising but it is also amazing to look at! If ever there was a park bench that I would want for my back garden it is this. Sadly it is not for sale but maybe someone could make some very serious money from making these because I know I would buy one and I’m sure many others will as well.