The World’s Top 10 Best Lip Balms
10 – Corn Dog Flavour (£3.44)–(source)Lather up those sore lips and be instantly transported back to happier days. Life was so much simpler when you had no idea how many calories were actually in a corn dog, let alone like us Brits what a corn dog even was! ( It’s a sausage dipped in corn batter and fried)
9 – French Fry Flavour (£1.83)–(source)
“Would you like a Big Mac with that lip balm?” For those that don’t know a French Fry is a skinny chip. When I first saw this lip balm I thought it was some sort of joke but nope! It really is exactly what it says on the packet.
8 – Popcorn Flavour (£2.16)–(source)
Hold the phone because that great buttery flavoured popcorn taste you know and love is now available in a lip balm! Stop carrying that microwave around town just so you can rub the buttery taste onto your lips, just carry this instead!
7 – Roasted Hazelnut, Walnut & Almond Flavour (£2.51)–(source)
Not one that I would offer some poor old lady at a bus top suffering from chapped lips, but still one that I just had to include just for its silly name. But apparently it does taste rather nice and it is “All Natural Vegan Handmade Lip Balm” after all!
6 – Carrot Cake Flavour (£1.91)–(source)
What is silent and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts! That is what the seller says anyway, but I just think that this is a great talking point with friends and a healthy alternative to all the other non-natural ones out there.
5 – Pepsi: Wild Cherry or Vanilla (£2.99)–(source)
Do you like the taste of Cherry Coke? Well in some shops I have seen Cherry Pepsi as well! And what better way to take care of those precious, kissable lips than to use this great looking (can’t comment on the taste yet) Wild Cherry Pepsi!
4 – Chocolate Peanut Butter flavour (£3.50)–(source)
Reese’s Pieces introduces this amazing peanut butter flavoured lip balm! Your favourite little chocolate pieces will always be on your lips whenever you apply this lip balm and it contains less than 1 calorie per lip wipe!
3 – Spearmint and pink cotton candy flavour (£2.54)–(source)
Ever wondered what a Unicorn tastes like? What about farts? Then why not combine the two great tastes in this one amazing lip balm! In reality it taste like spearmint and pink cotton candy and is in fact a natural beeswax and Shea cocoa butter lip balm.
2 – Dill Flavour (£2.99)–(source)
Dill-flavored Pickle Lip Balm saves you from having to rub an actual briny pickle on your lips in a delicious, but misguided, attempt to use pickle power to protect them. Does it work? Well for just £2.99 you can find out!
1 – Bacon Flavour (£3.44)–(source)
Everyone loves bacon right? Well some people go so far as to say that everything tastes better with bacon! Well it is time to find out with this ultimate in weird lip balms, The Bacon Balm! Does it taste like bacon? I have no idea but for just over £3 I am willing to find out.