There has been a debate raging since the dawn of time. This isn’t
science Vs Religion, Not wooden roller coasters Vs Steel ones this is a
little more humble than those. It is the age old debate of wooden
chopping boards VS plastic ones! Because it seems that some people
really do prefer one kind over the other. But I am about to throw
the proverbial ’cat amongst the pigeons’ or so to speak, because I say
that when you are a nerd like me it doesn’t matter what it is made
of! Especially if it’s one of these little beauties…
One of the first ever posts I did was “Best Triforce Inspired Items”
and while it wasn’t a major success I did enjoy making it as I do all
my post! And this amazing Tri Force inspired chopping board was in that
top 10 and was well worth to be there I say.
And what better way to get some retro happiness than to purchase this
rather awesome game-pad chopping board! Sadly it is out of stock at the
moment of me writing this but just hang on in there because more is due
soon.
Chopping board dj deck
8 – C,C,C,C,Chopping….on the ones and twos! (£19)–(source)
Do DJ’s even use records any more !? Probably not, but that doesn’t
mean that any budding music nerd wouldn’t love this incredible DJ mixing
deck chopping board!
I have watched enough cheap, silly horror films to know that I
shouldn’t mess with a voodoo whether it is in doll form or a cutting
board. The “Ouch” Voodoo cutting board will help you work out some
aggression while preparing a meal! Just make sure you watch those
fingers!
And I include it in this top top and them maybe you will buy it! It
does have to be said that this awesome Apple I-Pad inspired chopping
board is a joy to look and and unlike the real thing doesn’t cost the
earth!
Are golf fans nerds?!? Well whatever they are this amazing golf green
chopping board is the perfect gift for a golf fan but I don’t even play
golf and even I thought this was amazing!
Before anyone moans yes I know the (source) link doesn’t goto the
selling page like the rest but it does goto a page that tells you
step-by-step how to make your own! But in truth I decided to included
this one for the sheer levels of genius it is. Only a true nerd could
have come up with this little beauty.
Chuck Norris Cutting Board
3 – Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter! (£40)–(source)
Is there anything that Chuck Norris can’t do? Well it seems he “cuts
without a board” But exactly like it says “You are NOT Chuck Norris” so
you might need this Chuck Norris inspired chopping board!
Joseph Joseph: Index Chopping Boards and Storage Case
Are you like me and like things to be….just right?! Is your kitchen
and living area arranged exactly how you like it? Well then maybe this
is the chopping board for us. ….I mean you!
Being a nerd myself I knew! What it was that I knew was that from the
moment I saw this it was always going to be my number 1 in this list.
Sure it costs the earth but its so well worth it. Perfect for Super
Mario to chop those Goombas up!
