The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners
Unicorn Pencil Sharpener
Am I the only person in the World who has
put a biro into a pencil sharpener just to see what would happen? Well
maybe not, but my point is that as a teenager I tried to sharpen most
things, Food, sticks, fingers! If it would fit into the
pencil sharpener I would see what happened if I sharpened it! But did I
do that because I was really interested in the results or did I just
have a fond place in my heart for sharpeners. I think it is about time I
found out as I bring you…
The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners
Nose Pencil Sharpener
10 – Pick me! (£1.20)
Did you have a kid in your class that got a pencil stuck up his nose?
Well I only thought that happen in the cartoons until I seen
it happen in class one day. He had to be rushed to hospital! Crazy days
indeed, anyway considering how cheap these are why get stuck into one
yourself!
Vintage Pencil Sharpener
9 – Hold tight I am about to go Retro! (£10.16)
If like me you used to have these attached to the side of school
tables then you would love to own one just for some happy memories
sharpening pens and getting ink on your pure white school shirt. Happy
days or not this is still cool looking. (well I think so anyway)
V8 Pencil Sharpener
8 – Gentlemen…start your sharpeners! (£10.20)
This is the ultimate man cave pencil sharpener, because when a pencil
is inserted in to it the noise of an actual V8 engine can be heard, and
it also vibrates! I feel that this will be the cause of countless
office games, because I would be the one starting them!
Unicorn Pencil Sharpener
7 “Call me crazy again and I will jump down off this Unicorn and slap you!!!” (£3.88)
This one is nothing more than a simple math equation: Unicorns +
Pencil Sharpeners = cool item to place on your desk! And I think that is
exactly what this offers and for just a few pounds you too can own a
little piece of magic and wonder that is a Unicorn.
Cola Cola, Pepsi Pencil Sharpeners
6 – “It was acceptable in the 80′s!” (£14.08 for 30)
These are nothing special but also quite cool as well, if ever there
was something I would have loved at school it would have been on of
these cool 80′s can pencil sharpeners. Sadly you can’t buy them
individually, but you can get them in bulk rather cheaply.
Turnkey Pencil Sharpener
5 – It is perfectly logical captain! (£8.48)
What I really enjoy about this pencil sharpener is that it is not
rocket science, it just looks cool, and is themed in a way that makes
perfect sense. While I did think they were a little expensive I do still
think they are worth the money for the clean, crisp design.
Sharp End Puppy Dog Bum Pencil Sharpener
4 – As far as I am willing to go. (£6.89)
There are literally 100′s of rude shaped pencil sharpeners out there
in the world of the internet but I always advertise this as a family
friendly blog and that will never change, so this rather rude dog’s bum
sharpener will be as rude as it gets.
fries inspired pencil sharpener
3 – “Would you like pencils with your fries!?” (£12.93 for 60)
Sure they look cheap, sure they really are very cheap in price! But
from the first moment I saw them, they made me smile and want one and
that for me is a good sign that they are kind of cool, but in a weird
sort of way. Why not buy a load and make some money off them!
LEGO Head Pencil Sharpener
2 – Is there anything Lego doesn’t make cool?!? (£3.23)
I know what your thinking you know! You are thinking ” Just shut up
and take my money!” well don’t worry because I am not psychic I just
know something cool when I see it and for just a few pounds this really
is worth each and every penny it costs.
Alessi Beaver Pencil Sharpener
1 – The Eager Beaver (£37.00)
This kind of makes sense, because if there is one thing good at
cutting wood down into points it is a beaver, and with its chrome
plating making it look amazing it I would have to see what the beaver
really could do, anyone got a fountain pen?!?
