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Saturday, April 6, 2013

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

Unicorn Pencil Sharpener

Am I the only person in the World who has put a biro into a pencil sharpener just to see what would happen? Well maybe not, but my point is that as a teenager I tried to sharpen most things, Food, sticks, fingers! If it would fit into the pencil sharpener I would see what happened if I sharpened it! But did I do that because I was really interested in the results or did I just have a fond place in my heart for sharpeners. I think it is about time I found out as I bring you…

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

Nose Pencil Sharpener

10 – Pick me! (£1.20)

Did you have a kid in your class that got a pencil stuck up his nose? Well I only thought that happen in the cartoons until I seen it happen in class one day. He had to be rushed to hospital! Crazy days indeed, anyway considering how cheap these are why get stuck into one yourself!

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

Vintage Pencil Sharpener

9 – Hold tight I am about to go Retro! (£10.16)

If like me you used to have these attached to the side of school tables then you would love to own one just for some happy memories sharpening pens and getting ink on your pure white school shirt. Happy days or not this is still cool looking. (well I think so anyway)

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

V8 Pencil Sharpener

8 – Gentlemen…start your sharpeners! (£10.20)

This is the ultimate man cave pencil sharpener, because when a pencil is inserted in to it the noise of an actual V8 engine can be heard, and it also vibrates! I feel that this will be the cause of countless office games, because I would be the one starting them!

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

Unicorn Pencil Sharpener

7 “Call me crazy again and I will jump down off this Unicorn and slap you!!!” (£3.88)

This one is nothing more than a simple math equation: Unicorns + Pencil Sharpeners = cool item to place on your desk! And I think that is exactly what this offers and for just  a few pounds you too can own a little piece of magic and wonder that is a Unicorn.

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

Cola Cola, Pepsi Pencil Sharpeners

6 – “It was acceptable in the 80′s!” (£14.08 for 30)

These are nothing special but also quite cool as well, if ever there was something I would have loved at school it would have been on of these cool 80′s can pencil sharpeners. Sadly you can’t buy them individually, but you can get them in bulk rather cheaply.

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

Turnkey Pencil Sharpener

5 – It is perfectly logical captain! (£8.48)

What I really enjoy about this pencil sharpener is that it is not rocket science, it just looks cool, and is themed in a way that makes perfect sense. While I did think they were a little expensive I do still think they are worth the money for the clean, crisp design.

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

Sharp End Puppy Dog Bum Pencil Sharpener

4 – As far as I am willing to go. (£6.89)

There are literally 100′s of rude shaped pencil sharpeners out there in the world of the internet but I always advertise this as a family friendly blog and that will never change, so this rather rude dog’s bum sharpener will be as rude as it gets.

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

fries inspired pencil sharpener

3 – “Would you like pencils with your fries!?” (£12.93 for 60)

Sure they look cheap, sure they really are very cheap in price! But from the first moment I saw them, they made me smile and want one and that for me is a good sign that they are kind of cool, but in a weird sort of way. Why not buy a load and make some money off them!

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

LEGO Head Pencil Sharpener

2 – Is there anything Lego doesn’t make cool?!? (£3.23)

I know what your thinking you know!  You are thinking ” Just shut up and take my money!” well don’t worry because I am not psychic I just know something cool when I see it and for just a few pounds this really is worth each and every penny it costs.

The World’s Top 10 Most Amazing Pencil Sharpeners

Alessi Beaver Pencil Sharpener

1 – The Eager Beaver (£37.00)

This kind of makes sense, because if there is one thing good at cutting wood down into points it is a beaver, and with its chrome plating making it look amazing it I would have to see what the beaver really could do, anyone got a fountain pen?!?

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