The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

There comes a time in every nerds life when they need to wear a suit and tie, maybe just to a wedding or job interview, but that doesn’t mean we can’t  add our own little spin on it! So without further ado I bring you…

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

10 – One for the sweet tooth. (£21.95)–(source)
I have no idea really why I liked this one so much. At it’s best it is basic, but for some reason I just find it cool! I do love Smarties so maybe that is where it comes from.

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

9 – “Can I play with your tie?” (£25.84)–(source)
Ties and Tetris!?! Shut up and take my money!!! Featuring a screenshot style image of the game makes this tie perfect for all us Tetris game nerds. I have to be honest and say I was never very good at the game it’s self but I feel if I had this tie I would be a winner!

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

8 – “I spit on your 16 bit SNES grafix!”  (£9.22)–(source)
It’s a 8-Bit inspired tie! What more do you need to know?!? Click on the link, buy it, live the rest of your life knowing you are epic and a king amongst nerds!

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

7 – It’s my “type” of tie! (£13.51)–(source)
The keyboard is the instrument nerds make sweet music on! And sweet is the right word for this great looking keyboard inspired tie at is perfect for all us desk nerds.

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

6 – Hey, sexy lady! Op Op Op Op Oppa Gangnam Style. (£25.65)–(source)
“Hey Dave, your shirt is open!”…”Nah that is my cool Hairy Chest and Stomach Tie I found on theverybesttop10.com!” Nice plug Dave thank you. But getting back to the real world you don’t have to be called Dave to have some fun and enjoy this great tie.

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

5 – The meatiest tie I know! (£12.30)–(source)
I need to add nothing more than what the website says: “Getting ready for your next employment, or let’s say adoption agency, interview?  Break out our Bacon Tie because it says, “I’m a whimsical bacon lover and not a stick in the mud” and it’s an instant conversation starter!” What more needs to be said?!?

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

4 – Made of the good stuff. (£11.66)–(source)
For me it was the higher quality of the Matte finish on this tie. It looks incredible and says “NERD” as loud as anything I have ever seen! Inspired on a motherboard it will be a great talking point as well as making all other nerds envious.

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

3 – 404 Error, Tie not found. (£24.26)–(source)
The 404 or “Not Found” error message is a HTTP standard response code indicating that the client was able to communicate with the server, but the server could not find what was requested. And it that is exactly why this is a super cool tie for a nerd.

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

2 – Super Mario tie for a super guy! (£11.51)–(source)
Almost all of us nerds and geeks love a bit of Super Mario. Maybe for what it did to video games as a whole or for just how it played, whatever the reason you are sure to love this 8-Bit Mario tie as much as I do.

The World’s Top 10 Best Ties for Nerds

1 – The Old School Tie (£100)–(source)
It doesn’t matter how old you are, if you are so much as a bit of a nerd you will know why this is my number 1. It’s not only amazing, it turns the person wearing it into an instant talking point! Having trouble meeting the ladies? (or men!) then stick this around your neck and become the centre of attention. Sadly the maker only ever made 2 of these but ask super nicely and they just might do another, very similar one for the right price (the other 2 went for about £100 each on EBAY as a guide price)

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

It is around this time of year when many people will already be breaking their New Year resolutions. In fact stats say that around 80% of all New Year resolutions are broken or forgotten about in the first 7 days of the new year! But does anyone really care? The only promise you are breaking is the one to yourself and even the cat seems to be mocking you by walking around with its tongue out! And it is also Caturday so to cheer you up I bring you…
The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

10 – “when I poke my tongue out it goes dark!” (source)

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

9 – “Yesss masssster?!?” (source)

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

8 – “The prickly truth of what a cat’s tongue really looks like” (source)

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

7 – Now this is how you blow a raspberry, phhhhrrrrrrtttttttttt!  (source)

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

6 – “Pleasssse pick me, I am the bessssst!”  (source)

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

5 – “Whenever I blow raspberries in the sun I see the magical spit fairy’s! ”  (source)

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

4 – “I bet you can’t do this!? ” (source)

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

4 – The phantom window licker! (source)

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

2 – Light sssspeed to planet heavy petting!!!   (source)

The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Poking Their Tongues out!

1 – Taste that rainbow goodness!  (source)

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

As far as I am concerned it is still quite cold here in the UK and if I had a scarf as a Christmas gift I would have been quite happy indeed (sadly I didn’t.) But then again if I had one of these I would have been doing back flips down the street!  So without further ado I bring you…

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

10 – Nyan cat rides again! (£28.45)–(source)
Nyan Cat is the name of a YouTube video which became an Internet meme.  But I have no idea why I am telling you that because if you are a nerd like me you already knew! Anyway it makes a great looking scarf and well worth including in this top 10.

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

9 – Guide to starting a fight with a nerd. (£49.99)–(source)
Watch the nerd fighting commence….The best Doctor Who ever was Tom Baker, FACT! And you can get his iconic scarf on the source link. Anyone got a problem? BRING IT ON!

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

8 – Not all Piranhas live in the sea! (£17.70)–(source)
The first appearance of Piranha Plants was in World 1-2 of Super Mario Bros and they were semi-common enemies of Mario. Now days they are just into knitting scarves inspired by themselves.

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

7 – Lady gaga’s dress has nothing on this! (£45.77)–(source)
First off I will give you the fact that it is a little odd. But this is my top 10 and I think it is cool! What?… OK, OK, I admit it, I thought it was a little weird as well. But visually it is a real talk about scarf that is sure to turn heads!  Just as long as it is not worn at a Vegetarian Party.

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

6 – “Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?” (£19.07)–(source)
These are a little too rude for a present for an elderly mum. (maybe I am a prude)  but in Japan these have gone viral! With it being gift of the year in 2010 there are literally thousands of them and you can have tattoos, piercing and every colour under the sun!

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

5 – No animals were harmed during the making of this scarf! (£38.14)–(source)
“The quick brown scarf wraps around the lazy dogs neck” is sadly not a phrase that contains all of the letters of the alphabet. But it does sum up this great looking scarf that doesn’t cost the earth but would be a real talking point, and is in fact still quite nerdy because it is inspired by the web browser Firefox!

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

4 – The only scarf with its own ASBO! (£11.04)–(source)
The scarf with real attitude and maybe one for all the CSI nerds out there. It has a look like the crime scene tape found over many a murder scene and makes you stand out like a sore thumb. This is knitting, urban style!

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

3 – Now that really is a knockout! (£45)–(source)
A lovely nerdette who goes by the name “Beatboxtaun” knitted this incredible classic Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out scarf. While the link does go to a scarf that is already sold if you ask (or beg) nicely enough maybe Beatboxtaun could make one very similar for you.

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

2 – I like my Pizza like I like my neck. Nice and warm! (£28.61)–(source)
If fact this goes nicely with yesterday’s blog “The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters ” and while this tasty looking scarf didn’t quite make it to number one I think for us pizza lovers it would be a great gift to receive.

The World’s Top 10 Best Scarves for Nerds

1 – The scarf of happy memories.(£25.43)–(source)
Level 1-1 of Super Mario Bros is the one that everyone remembers. The iconic monsters, coin blocks and of course Super Mario himself and it is all on this one epic scarf! And given the fact that it is just over £25 means it just had to be number 1.

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

A man called Kevin James once said “There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.” But I say there is! What about the world’s best pizza cutter in your own hand! It’s time to find out if the pizza cutter can be better than the act of eating the pizza it’s self! Without further ado I bring you…
Before I start this blog I want to say YES! I know there are much better looking pizza cutters/slicer out there, but what you see in this top 10 are all real! (many under the £20 mark) No one-offs, no concept designs just ones that you and me can buy right now any-time we like. (or have saved the money for)

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

10 – Not so much Pizza Cutters more Pizza Clippers! (£10.99)–(source)
The image above caused a right uproar when it first went viral back in 2002. The problem is people thought it was amazing and brought loads of them from a website that will forever be unnamed because what you see in the image was in fact just a blatant rip-off of the product in the link! And the worst part was the copy cost nearly 5x more than the original one did!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

9 – Worth forking out for?!? (£3.68)–(source)
When I eat Pizza I revert back to a caveman. Just me, my hands and my pizza. I grab it eat it and then bang my chest to show appreciation to the pizza guy. But If you are a little bit posh you might want to avoid any hand to mouth contact and use this rather posh Pizza fork! It doesn’t cost the earth so you can get some serviettes to go with it !

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

8 – How much Pizza would a Pizzachuck chuck, If a…etc,etc (£4.98)–(source)
ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE!? Put down that knife and step away from that puny looking pizza cutter because us real men cut their pizza with a chainsaw pizza cutter!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

7 – “To boldly go where no stuffed crust has gone before” (£18.74)–(source)
I will let you into a little tiny secret…I’m a nerd! I love all things Starwars, Star trek, fringe you name it! If it has so much as been inspired by something nerdy then I love it! And it will come to no surprise to tell you, I think this is EPIC!!!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

6 – Pizzrophenia! (£9.99)–(source)
Would you consider yourself a bit of a mod? Then why not combine two of Italy’s best exports Pizza and  Vespas in one great gadget! Not only does it look cool but it also stands on its own with the built-in kickstand!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

5 – A deep pan base?!? Things just got serious! (£10.44)–(source)
Have you slightly over cooked the pizza and the base has gone a little harder than you normally like? Then it might well be time to crack out this bad boy! And if ever there was a pizza cutter for the DIY nerd/Tim Allen type then this is it.

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

4 – Jaws: The Anchovies Revenge (£9.20)–(source)
A little bit more manliness needed here because you need to go all Roy Scheider style on this one and grab onto the Pizza Shark and roll it across your favourite pizza!  OK it is not all that dangerous but could be worth a laugh at party’s!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

3 – Pi for the Pie! (£60.33)–(source)
Here is one that many people don’t know: In America a piece of pizza is called a slice (as it is everywhere else) and a whole pizza is a ‘pizza pie’ Why am I telling you this? Because if you don’t know that you don’t get the “Pi” joke in the item above!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

2 – Say “Hello!” to Mr Kitch! (£3.69)–(source)
Since when is pizza cutting time play time?!? I have to admit that this did indeed bring a smile to my face. But then I started to wonder if kids would be attracted to it! Sure it has a great look about it and would brighten up any kitchen surface but would it be a magnet to the little ones? Well for just £3.69 I am willing to find out!

The World’s Top 10 Best Pizza Cutters

1 - Edward Woodward would be happy to help. (£79.47)–(source)
This ladies and gruff men is the master of all pizza cutters. This is “The Equalizer” (Please tell me someone gets the opening line now!) and it is a multi-blade Rocking Knife.
Sure it is about 10 times more expensive than the others in this list, but if you want the best you have to pay that little bit more. Just place this destroyer of pizza on top of it and BOOM! Job done. (may require several minuets of rocking motion as the “rocking knife” part of the title suggest.

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

Having a rest after walking the dog?Just sat down having a sandwich?  Have you drunk too much and woke up on a park bench again? Maybe it is where you live! whatever the true reason for you being on a park bench just try to make sure it is one of these little beauties…

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

10 – Bench over troubled waters! (source)
This rather impressive bench inspired by the Brooklyn Bridge was found in the Brooklyn Heights area and is a true master class on how to make a bench.

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

9 – “Quick! Get some change!” (source)
What you see above is 100% real! Fabian Brunsing was sick to death of not having anywhere to sit while he ate his sandwich in his work hour so he invented this quite frankly scary looking coin operated park bench! Just place a coin in the slot and you get 30mins to sit down and relax. But take too long and you will know it!

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

8 – “Please feel free to take a seat….Mwahahahaahh!!!” (source)
Don’t worry, what you are looking at is real but it is just a piece of art by Cornelia Konrad and is her attempt to try to reconsider our own environment. And if I saw this I really would reconsider sitting on it!

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

7 – A park bench fit for a fail whale! (source)
The “Tweet Seat” might well look like a normal bench But when someone sits down it triggers a camera which takes a photograph of you sat on the seat and sends it to the @tweetingseat twitter feed! This is a park bench with a heavy dose of nerd added to it. But also kind of a interesting idea that is well worth looking up!

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

6 – Sit down, read a book while sat down on a book! (source)
The main city of Istanbul is promoting reading by placing these incredible book shaped park benches all over the city! And what a great idea it is. The more people who read the more that will appreciate a good book rather than some digital representation on a kindle.

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

5 – Sit down, relax because it is only art! (source)
This amazing piece of art is called “Spaghetti Bâle” by Pablo Reinoso and is supposed to represent human though waves when sat on a park bench. I will stick with the old saying “I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like” And I like this a lot!

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

4 – “Sit with me! No seriously I need you!!!” (source)
Located in a park in the city of Stockholm is this amazing co-operation inspired sea-saw bench. While it is kind of amazing I have to wonder what the odds are of two people weighing EXACTLY the same!?! Because if one is even slightly heavier or lighter than the other, someone will be eating their sandwich in the clouds!

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

3 –Day dreaming of a halfpipe (source)
Seen at a Skatepark just outside of London is this amazing park bench made from recycled skate boards. For me it was a great use of recycled materials and it also looks rather cool. But I would be worried about splinters going into my rear.

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

2 – “Where is he? I was supposed to meet some guy called Jaws!” (source)
Seen inside a popular Bangkok shopping mall is this incredible ”shark attack” bench! Need to get off your feet and relax after shopping all day! Maybe it is best you just keep on walking.

The World’s Top 10 Best Park Benches

1 – “Sir? Can you please stop licking the bench.” (source)
Not only is this very cleaver advertising but it is also amazing to look at! If ever there was a park bench that I would want for my back garden it is this. Sadly it is not for sale but maybe someone could make some very serious money from making these because I know I would buy one and I’m sure many others will as well.